“Lean up here so I can smack you!”

I would try to squirm away in the back seat. My brother would obediently stick his head between the seats.

If you need a sidekick for your show, let me know. I’d trick those Rock of Love chicks into thinking they were showing up for a reunion show, then I’d smack every one of them.

Of course, I’d wear protection.

Come Here So I Can Smack You!

First guests: Jamie Lynn Spears and her mother

Premise: People come on and tell me their stories and I smack them.

I think people would watch.