Paris Is Smarter Than Both of You Bitches

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August 6, 2008

It’s funny, because it’s true.

Unfortunately, she’s not 35. I don’t think she graduated high school either, but the Constitution doesn’t stipulate that. She reads copy just as well as Obama does.

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Comments
Comment by Robert Owen on August 6, 2008 @ 9:18 am

Well… One thing is for sure. If she became president I would search frantically for the “LOST” Island and beg to become a new inhabitant!

Comment by sadcox on August 6, 2008 @ 9:48 am

@Robert Owen
Why would you ever want to leave a country where Red Bull and vodka will be subsidized? You’ll never have to sleep again!

Comment by Hungry Mother on August 6, 2008 @ 1:48 pm

Her sex tapes are by far the best of any candidate’s (that I’ve seen, anyway).

Comment by sadcox on August 6, 2008 @ 3:05 pm

@HM

I just threw up in my mouth.

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