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Another Reason Newspapers Aren’t Doing Well
Ron Paul made them do it! Â At least that’s the implication. Ross said he is a member of the Libertarian Party and the Constitution Party, and that he supported Ron Paul for president. That’s what I call reporting! Let’s find out who O.J. is supporting while we’re at it.
Take a Ride on This Dhingy
The biggest cruise liner ever: This cruiser is the first one to boast an authentic grass lawn on its top deck. I’m assuming the purpose of the grass is to keep you from getting a huge lump on your forehead when you smack it onto the top deck when tackling another unsuspecting passenger? Remind me [...]
When’s the Damn Future Gonna Get Here?!
 Back in my mall ratting days (18 or 19 years ago), I was in awe of the guy who worked at Dippin’ Dots.  I mean, it’s the Ice Cream of the Future, and this guy gets to work around it all day..IN THE PRESENT! I was at the mall today, and I think I [...]
Four Tips On Picking Up Somebody Else’s Baby Daddy
It’s not that I really mind getting hit on by women when I take Chick Pea out by myself. I mean, it’s flattering and all, and I don’t want to discourage it. But please, all you baby’s mamas and disaffected housewives, you need to bring your A-game. I’ve seen way too many mistakes lately. Here [...]
Fire Fulmer! Redux
Here that? That’s the muffled sound of cars running in closed garages all over East Tennessee. There are big problems in the area. Well, big problems unless you advertise on sports radio here and want your ad heard in between the “Fire Fulmer” calls. It seems like I wrote this exact post exactly one year [...]
Email, Blogging, and Twitter Explained
SVD is documenting his forays into these mediums (where else) on his blog. All of these things mean so many different things to different people. Here’s how I like to describe them… When I send you an email, it’s the equivalent of me inviting you over to the house for a cup of coffee. We’re [...]
Community Standards
First of all, a few housekeeping items… Thanks to all of the new readers I’ve picked up in the past couple of days for subscribing. Nothing like a naked chick in a public park to boost readership, huh? And thanks to all of my readers who were with me long before this latest bit of [...]
From Bartlett Grove Park–Another Naked Idiot
I’ve commented here before about how stupid you must be to allow someone to film you naked and not keep the one and only copy for yourself. Common sense risk management should tell you that it may end up on the internet. But letting someone photograph or film your privates in a public place with [...]
Best Post About Running…EVER!
I don’t know why, but the other day I thought about a post I read on a running message board a few years ago. When I read this post I immediately copied it and pasted it into an email to myself because: (1) It is one of the funniest and most insane things I’ve ever [...]
Meghan McCain’s Blog–FAIL
I hope for Barack Obama’s sake it’s real. I hope for John McCain’s sake it isn’t. John McCain’s daughter Meghan is blogging from the campaign trail. And by “blogging” I mean there is blogging software installed on a domain, and she can occasionally compose a compound sentence. Apparently a digital camera is involved as well, [...]
