TCH sent this video of a clip on Knoxville hero John Bean. This is the original “Whoop Your Ass” Jerky Boy, and in my opinion the best. One of the things I love about these prank calls is that everyone he threatens responds to his threats with “Well come on down here then!”Â Gotta love K’Town.
Best quote from the video–“He sold it to one of them A-Rabs…”
And favorite quote from the tapes–“They’s s’pose to be some damn good ‘uns”
Let me know if you haven’t heard these calls.Â We can arrange a listening for you!
Bench clearing brawl? Uber-athletic cat fight? Meh. Â The video doesn’t quite live up to they hype from this article in the News Sentinel. The only thing worthwhile in the video is the audio of the guy filming it making cat sounds.
Parker was one of three players ejected along with Detroit assistant coach Rick Mahorn after an ugly scuffle with 4.6 seconds left in Los Angelesâ€™ 84-81 victory on Tuesday night.
I was hoping this would give me a reason to watch the WNBA. Nope.
Is is just me, or is everyone else over fighting in sports in general? With the abundance of MMA on TV now, I can watch guys who can actually fight go at it anytime I want. I’ve got 2 or 3 shows of real fights loaded up on the TIVO right now that I don’t even have time to watch.
I was at an international rugby match between Argentina and Ireland a few weeks ago and a fight broke out–BORING! To quote my friend BGE: “There are so many legal ways to do violence on somebody during a rugby game–why would you ever punch them?”
Note to professional athletes–I pay (or sneak in) to see you do what you do well, not something that you aren’t any better at than I am. If I want to watch someone ineffectively flail their arms in the general directions of someone else I can just set up the Flip Video and lace up some boxing gloves with my buddies.
We’re putting together some structure and a website for our local coworking group, and were kicking the idea around about how to include people (or not). I’m a big fan of keeping rules as simple and minimal as possible. I figured eight rules were plenty…apologies to Chuck Palahniuk.
The first rule of coworking is that you must talk about coworking
The second rule of coworking is that you MUST TALK ABOUT COWORKING
If someone brings in a box of donuts or pulls up a cool new website, work is over
Any number of people can work at any time
Any number of projects and businesses can be worked on at the same time
No shirt, no shoes? Well, can you at least throw on a t-shirt and some flip flops?
Work will go on as long as it has to
If it’s your first day coworking, you have to work
I just read Newscoma’s post about her strep throat related hearing loss.Â Hers is temporary, but it’s still weird.Â I lost my hearing temporarily once.Â She can describe what the experience is like better than I can, but my story is still worth telling.
Itâ€™s odd not being able to hear. The telephone is impossible. The television is muffled and Iâ€™m probably freaking out the neighbors. My nieces, bless their hearts, sound like chipmunks who have had a couple of Harvey Wallbangers.
My temporary partial hearing loss happened about 10 years ago.Â I let it go for a while, but after a couple of weeks I started getting a little worried.Â It was occuring in both ears, but one was much worse than the other.Â I finally went to see the doctor physicians assistant (I’ve never met my doctor), and she checked my ears and decided it was probably due to the wax buildup–nothing a good cleansing with the big super soaker Dr’s tool couldn’t fix.Â Unfortunately, not much came out with the cleansing, and my hearing wasn’t any better.Â She looked in my ear again and saw that the blockage was still there, so she grabbed a tool with a little hook on the end and started digging around in there.
“OH MY GOD!!!!”
That was the first thing I’d heard clearly in a couple of weeks.Â I couldn’t believe the size of the rock that was stuck to the end of the hook tool when she showed it to me.Â I instantly realized what had happened.Â A month or two before I’d played a rugby match in a downpour on a field of mud.Â I’d given myself a good scrubbing the next day some time after the match and made sure to get inside my ears.Â That with the occasional q-tip being shoved in there had packed the mud and blocked my ear canal.
The weird thing about not having your full hearing for a while and getting it back instantly is that all of the ambient noises your brain usually blocks out all of a sudden sound really loud.Â It’s kind of tough to separate what you want to hear from all of the other noises going on around you.Â Driving was dangerous for a couple of days.
Earlier tonight we were patting ourselves on the backs over the fact that we realize no matter how sweet the kid can be, she definitely has a mischievous side. Tonight she was being pretty difficult while we were out at dinner, but every time someone would come talk to her and she’d turn on the charm. She’s like that pretty much all day–wandering the house with a crazed look in her eye searching for a cat to torture. But as soon as she catches you watching her it’s all smiles and sweetness.
Sorry Chicky–we’re wise to your game. We invented that game.
This along with countless other things that never seem to end here in good ol’ East Tennessee make it really hard to keep up with all the idiotic things local politicians do. I could do what I normally do (complain or nothing), but I’ve decided instead to do something fun with it.
Probably the biggest factor that keeps local politicians from being more than just local are the idiotic messes they get themselves into. The Carnival of Local Political Gaffes aims to shed light on these small timers and give them the credit they deserve.
There’s enough going on locally to make this Carnival fairly extensive. I can’t wait to find out what is going on in the rest of the country. Submissions are due by 6 pm on Sundays. If you’re interested in hosting the Carnival, contact me.
This is an oldy but a goody, and every time I see it I laugh.Â BubRub and L’il Sis have to be my two favorite characters of internet viral video.Â I know what you’re thinking–what about Jesco?Â Jesco was a pre-internet phenomenon, so BubRub and L’il Sis take the title.
Don’t worry though.Â It’s just for decoration.Â That’s it and that’s all.
As we were walking in, I opened the door to walk in, but a man was on his way out and nearly knocked us both down as he bolted from the place. How did I handle this? My instincts kicked in and I stuck my foot out and tripped him. I have to say, I enjoyed it.
I wish I’d thought of that. It’s so much more subtle than tackling. Also more socially acceptable.