My Idiot Friends

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WNBA=We’re Not Bad Asses

Bench clearing brawl? Uber-athletic cat fight? Meh.   The video doesn’t quite live up to they hype from this article in the News Sentinel. The only thing worthwhile in the video is the audio of the guy filming it making cat sounds. Parker was one of three players ejected along with Detroit assistant coach Rick [...]


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I Once Got Busy In A Burger King Bathroom

I always thought general idea was to take the condoms you bought in the gas station bathroom out of the bathroom before using them.  Apparently not so for a lot of people.  Ick. But here’s this question.  Why do people have sex in public places? Logistics can certainly play a part in the public-sex equation. [...]


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KTown’s New Slogan

Head over to KtownLowdown to cast your vote in SVD’s contest.  He’s listed the top 5 reader submitted entries for KTown’s new slogan. The winner of the contest gets a cool t-shirt and bumper sticker.  If you can’t afford gas, you probably can’t afford the luxury of a bumper sticker, so don’t pass up on [...]


A Wrinkle in Time

Quantum physics, string theory, stuff like lasers and ball bearings–these are just a few things that I like to pretend I understand. Usually I just invoke the names of Stephen Hawking or Dr. Emmett Brown. If my audience is really smart I’ll make a reference to “e”, the loneliest of all the irrational numbers. I [...]


This. I Love THIS!

SVD at KtownLowdown is running a contest to produce the best slogan for Knoxville in response to today’s MetroPulse article about KTown being a great place to do nothing.  Win a free t-shirt or bumper sticker just for being a smart ass! KTown is notorious for stealing all the good ideas before I’ve had a [...]


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Rooster the Non-profit Executive

Rooster and I formerly served as officers for our rugby club.  It is rare that people who hold these positions are asked to speak on topics other than club members who have not yet paid their membership dues, and most relish these opportunities.  In his own eloquent way, Rooster makes sure his feelings about public [...]


Lee vs. Eastwood

A few of my friends have a long thread of emails going that was initiated by Clint Eastwood bitch slapping Spike Lee.  It has evolved into a discussion over the merits of each of their movies.  I’ve spent most of my time on the sidelines of this discussion; all I really needed to do was [...]


BeeFeR and Mensa

Using a little play off of BeeFeR here to introduce a new character.  We’ll call him Mensa, just because he’s arguably the smartest of this bunch. Mensa Episode #1 by sadcox


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BeeFeR Episode #2

The best thing about all of these toons is that they all really happened. BeeFeR in Sin City by sadcox


Introducing BeeFeR

BeeFeR isn’t really a robot. Robots can’t plot and scheme the way BeeFeR can. Also, robots, by nature, are workers–BeeFeR is not. However, the robot pack was the only one on Toonlet that provided a body type that could do BeeFeR justice. BeeFeR Episode # 1 by sadcox