We Interrupt This Race For Some Negativity
There’s no way I’d ever run for public office. Â Ok, maybe I would just out of spite, but I’d never do it with any illusions about my electibility. Â I seems political success is somehow tied to likability, which disqualifies me. Â But just in case I do run, here’s a little head start for my opponents [...]
8 Shows That Would Be Better Than Rock of Love
I’ll never be able to forgive myself for watching both seasons of Rock of Love in their entirety. The only thing I can do that would possibly atone for my actions is recommend a few shows to VH1 that may allow me to gain some of my self respect back. In no particular order, here [...]
5 Reasons Bret Michaels is the Lamest “Rock Star” Ever
I remember when Poison was really popular and I thought they were stupid. Mostly it was because I was a music snob back then, but a lot of it had to do with the fact that they just sucked. Now we have Rock Of Love, and honestly, I can think of 5 people I know [...]
How Would DLR Raise My Kids?
As I’ve said before, I often pause when I’m at a crossroads in my life to ask myself WWDLRD–What Would David Lee Roth Do? I guess it’s reasonable to suspect that my perspective would change once I decided to unleash version 2.0 of this gene package onto the world. Then again, when have I been [...]
Patrick Henry Would Have Loved David Lee Roth
Patrick Henry said, “Give me liberty or give me death.” But that was before DLR and Sammy Hagar left Van Halen. I asked my readers to choose to replace the word death with a Democrat, a Republican, Michael Bloomberg, or VH with Gary Cherone. Cherone was chosen by 38% of respondents. That means that Cherone [...]
But He’s Soooo Charismatic
George Will has 17 questions for Barack Obama. Fifteen of ‘em are damn good ‘uns. I don’t understand the other two–Will is that much smarter than me. And I’m so sick of hearing how great Obama would be as President because of his incredible charisma. Using that argument, David Lee Roth could have easily taken [...]
David Lee Roth Touring With Van Halen Again
It was announced yesterday that the tour will start this fall. The lastest twist is that founding bassist Michael Anthony has been given the boot, and Van Halen’s teenage son, Wolfgang, has replaced him. Hmmm. I doubt that statement is entirely true. My guess is that because Eddie Van Halen is such a jerk, Sammy [...]
Presidential Debate at Reagan Library Part III
A few more categories. Yeah, these are a little stupid, but I think if you think of things on these terms you can make some pretty educated decisions. For instance, when the whole “WWJD” thing was so big, I came up with my own set of guidelines for life called “What Would David Lee Roth [...]
