Take a Ride on This Dhingy
The biggest cruise liner ever: This cruiser is the first one to boast an authentic grass lawn on its top deck. I’m assuming the purpose of the grass is to keep you from getting a huge lump on your forehead when you smack it onto the top deck when tackling another unsuspecting passenger? Remind me [...]
Email, Blogging, and Twitter Explained
SVD is documenting his forays into these mediums (where else) on his blog. All of these things mean so many different things to different people. Here’s how I like to describe them… When I send you an email, it’s the equivalent of me inviting you over to the house for a cup of coffee. We’re [...]
From Bartlett Grove Park–Another Naked Idiot
I’ve commented here before about how stupid you must be to allow someone to film you naked and not keep the one and only copy for yourself. Common sense risk management should tell you that it may end up on the internet. But letting someone photograph or film your privates in a public place with [...]
So Crazy It Just Might Work
What, exactly, is it the Department of Education does again? Are we to take solace in the fact that the British national education system is as screwed up as ours? H/T Why Homeschool?
Best Post About Running…EVER!
I don’t know why, but the other day I thought about a post I read on a running message board a few years ago. When I read this post I immediately copied it and pasted it into an email to myself because: (1) It is one of the funniest and most insane things I’ve ever [...]
Burger King Bubble Bath–Rub a Dub
Yeah, it’s gross. But on the other hand, I’m impressed that there’s at least one employee there who has washed his hands. Burger King is delicious (mmmm….Whopper), but let’s face it, you’re no doubt ingesting some pretty disgusting stuff every time you go in there. The fact that we now know exactly how disgusting it [...]
iAm iStupid
That’s what this iPhone application should have been called. I Am Rich was available for purchase from the phone’s App Store for, get this, $999.99 — the highest amount a developer can charge through the digital retailer, said Armin Heinrich, the program’s developer. Once downloaded, it doesn’t do much — a red icon sits on [...]
Safe Sex For Your Pets
If the Nashville Zoo has any openings, they should consider hiring my favorite KNS commenter, Billie, to take care of their rhinoceroses, birds, and other prisoners. She will get it straightened out. i think if you had different kinds of pets you have to keep them in different rooms from having sex. that is what [...]
Straight Outta Knoxville
Thanks to the guys at Knoxify and Rootclip, I’m wearing a shirt today…my new Rootclip T-shirt that I won via Knoxify’s giveaway. Eastcoast? Westcoast? Nope. This is all about Ebenezer and Westland–aka The Westland Ghetto. Entry to Knoxify’s contest was open to anyone discussing their ‘hood in the comments, so I figured I’d represent my [...]
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This Amazon ranking for an author in such a prominent and powerful position indicates that literate people may not be very interested in Nancy Pelosi’s book.
