For a Few Reasons, This is Funny
Not the least of which is that Romney is stupid enough to be photographed so obviously proud of this sign. Way to go South Carolina! Between coke dealing campaign chairmen–oh wait, that was just for sharing for personal use, not for sale–and political activists who can’t even spell “momma”, you guys are really doing the [...]
Rejected 2008 Campaign Slogans
I was reading some old posts on the debates and post debate interviews and thought it would be funny to make up some campaign slogans for the Republican candidates. Feel free to play along… Mitt Romney–Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, I’m also a Mormon. John McCain–Vote McCain! Did I read the queue card right? [...]
Thoughts on the New Hampshire Debate
Well, not very many fireworks at all. John McCain, my friends, looked so rehearsed that he was afraid he was going to make a mistake. I was glad to see Ron Paul stay on message and tie everything back to the Constitution and our flawed foreign policy. Almost every statement he made received at least [...]
Post Debate Coverage Part XI — Return of the Ass Clowns
It says nothing that Ron Paul is doing so well in the polls? So it says nothing that Romney is doing well either, right? He’s only looking at his reaction, and that’s all that matters. Right Hannity…you challenged him, but you didn’t let him answer. He tried to explain the Constitution to you, but you [...]
Post Debate Coverage Part X — Gilmore
It kills Hannity that Paul is doing so well in this poll. I love it. But he keeps talking about him. Gilmore really has a hard on for Rudy McRomney. He’s not exactly dirty, but he’s definitely attacking them. It makes him look a little weak in my opinion. It’s almost as though he doesn’t [...]
Post Debate Coverage Part VIII — Hunter
Paul still winning…but Romney is closing in. It’s like they think Ron Paul is the Sanjaya of the debates. The difference is that Sanjaya was getting enough votes to stay on the show. Ron Paul is actually leading. Sooner or later they’ll have to pay attention to him. Hunter is a real dumbass if he [...]
Post Debate Coverage Part IV — Romney
It all comes back to the dollar bills for Romney…have to pay for those tanning visits. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if Romney gets the nomination. He looks like what people expect a president to look like. It’s funny watching Romney completely ignore Colmes–Dorky McDorkerson. “Keep looking at Hannity…the answers lie within his eyes.” Ask [...]
Live Blogging of the South Carolina Debate Part III
Last segment… Question 41: McCain wouldn’t torture someone because of world opinion, but he’s sure okay with occupying other countries. Question 42: Guiliani doesn’t want to be responsible…just use “any method you can think of” Question 43: Romney has been diffusing bombs during his time as governor of Massachusetts. And combing his hair. Question 44: [...]
Live Blogging of the South Carolina Debate Part II
After the break… Question 21: That’s funny that Gilmore lumps those three together. I like to do that with “Republicrats”. He is doing a great job of not naming names. And now he’s naming names. This could get good. Question 22: Guiliani is basically asking McCain to be his running mate. I guess he’s been [...]
Live Blogging of the South Carolina Debate Part I
Not really live…there’s about an 18 minute TiVo delay plus pausing for “I can’t believe he just said that” moments. Question 1: McCain seems like he is just trying to fill up a minute’s worth of talking Question 2: Thompson isn’t answering the question at all. What he should say is, “If they don’t do [...]
