Great Idea #2234

OK, since my last idea was universally shot down and stolen, here’s another one…

The Meet Market
The Meet Market is a grocery store whose target demographic is young singles. Since mostly single people would be shopping there, it would be a great place to meet people, sort of like a meat market, but instead it’s The Meet Market. Get it, Meet Market? Yeah, I figured you probably got it the first time.

Everything in the store is packaged for single people. Eggs only come in half-dozen cartons, the largest container of milk is the half gallon, and bread comes in half loaves. Why don’t they sell bread in half loaves by the way? As far as condiments go, The Meet Market wouldn’t sell them in bottles, only little individual packs of mustard and ketchup like you get at Chic-Fil-A.

The only item that you can buy in bulk at The Meet Market is beer. In general, beer is the only thing that single people buy and consume at a greater rate than married people with kids. Married people go straight for the hard liquor.

Maybe large jars of spaghetti sauce could be sold as well? What do you guys think? Want to show me all the holes in this idea too?

Great Idea #7269

Cereal Flavored Milk
The best part of eating a bowl of Apple Jacks or Cookie Crisp is the delicious milk that’s left in the bowl after you’ve eaten all the cereal. Why can’t I buy “Apple Jacks Milk” that already has the sweet goodness of Apple Jacks dissolved into the milk?

Would someone please implement this idea? I don’t care that you’ll make all the money and I won’t get a penny. I just want to be able to buy cereal flavored milk.