My Audition as Lindsay Lohan’s Publicist
“The substance police allegedly found in my client’s car was not on the person of my client and was allegedly in the possession of one of the vehicle’s passengers. My client was not aware that this person possessed alleged illegal substances.  Allegedly leaving the accident was an lapse in judgment, and my client wishes to [...]
Don Imus
Okay. I’ve officially spent too much time on this. Let’s get on to something important, like who’s getting custody of Anna Nicole’s baby. NEXT!
The Most Disappointing Movies of the 80s
I was born in the early 70s, and like a lot of my contemporaries, I spent a lot of time during my middle school years at the mall/movies. One of the worst memories I have from my childhood is being all amped up to see a movie, only for it to be a complete waste [...]
A Very Convenient Award
“An Inconvenient Truth” was the documentary of the year….(yawn). From BREITBART.COM : “People all over the world, we need to solve the climate crisis. It’s not a political issue. It’s a moral issue,” Gore said. A career politician making a comment like that pretty much convinces me that it is a purely political issue.
Britney Bald
I can’t help it…this is the greatest thing EVER!!!! K-Fed must be laughing his ass off!!!
