Vanessa Hudgens, Nude Photos, and Total Jackasses
What are these people thinking? And I’m not necessarily talking only about the minor celebrities or local news people who have sex tapes or nude photos out there floating around. It shouldn’t be too much of a leap to think that we will only hear about a very small percentage of the ones that exist. [...]
Tommy Lee vs. Kid Rock
TMZ is reporting that these two will meet in a ring in Vegas to settle the score (and pocket $1M). Supposedly they will fight until one of them is knocked out. Predictions: 1) Frequent smoke breaks 2) Most people in attendance won’t see the fight, they’ll be distracted by all the skanks lifting their shirts [...]
I Hope Southwest Rethinks Their Policies
If they insist on continuing to refuse service to attractive chicks I’ll have to adjust my travel strategies. Not that I really care about their stupid policy–they should be free to turn away whatever business they wish. But I’ll definitely think twice about driving all the way to Nashville to jump on a Southwest flight. [...]
Gimme Less
I just saw Britney’s performance on the VMAs. Normally I wouldn’t care, but you never know what this train will be leaving the tracks, so you have to pay attention if you want to see it wreck. The name of the song is “Gimme More”. I think she wrote it about cheesecake.
Monday Morning Potpourri
Hurricane Dean…this is getting pretty scary for the folks in Mexico as it looks like it is picking up. I have a friend who really geeks out over hurricanes, and I’ve been encouraging him to start blogging on them. I know he reads this (sometimes), so I’m calling him out publicly now. START! Overheard on [...]
David Lee Roth Touring With Van Halen Again
It was announced yesterday that the tour will start this fall. The lastest twist is that founding bassist Michael Anthony has been given the boot, and Van Halen’s teenage son, Wolfgang, has replaced him. Hmmm. I doubt that statement is entirely true. My guess is that because Eddie Van Halen is such a jerk, Sammy [...]
Yet Another Dead Wrestler
This time it’s Brian Adams, who was known as Crush when he was part of the tag team Demolition. This is happening way too frequently. The powers that be in pro wrestling have a reputation of chewing guys up and spitting them out–not really caring about what happens to them afterwards, but sooner or later [...]
Flavor Flav Roast
Lisa Lampanelli has to be the funniest person I’ve seen in a very long time. I didn’t get to see the whole thing, but she was the only thing I really wanted to see anyway. I did have one question though…where were Chuck D. and Terminator X? I’m assuming they were in attendance and I [...]
Hey Bud, What’s Your Problem?
Fast Times at Ridgemont High is a great movie: Mr. Hand Chavez: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you’re doing? Jeff Spicoli: Learning about Cuba, and having some food. Has your economy been hijacked by a socialist dictatorship? Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he’s [...]
Cameron Diaz Apologizes for Maoist Bag
From Breitbart.com, Cameron Diaz’s publicist is apparently on top of the situation, and she has released an official apology for Baggygate. I did not realize the potentially hurtful nature of the slogan printed on it. I suspect she’ll be entering rehab once she returns to the U.S. This is exactly why these morons should just [...]
