Cameron Diaz Apologizes for Maoist Bag

From Breitbart.com, Cameron Diaz’s publicist is apparently on top of the situation, and she has released an official apology for Baggygate.

I did not realize the potentially hurtful nature of the slogan printed on it.

I suspect she’ll be entering rehab once she returns to the U.S. This is exactly why these morons should just keep their mouths shut about politics, social issues, etc. Just read the freaking lines the way you are told. DANCE MONKEY!!! You’re not paid millions of dollars per film to try to explain something you didn’t pay attention to in high school.

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Now Scott, I fear you give Princess Fiona far too much credit here… You assume that she had the intellect to actually realize she was making a political statement. As evidence, I offer this quote from her official apology statement:

“I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have inadvertently offended. The bag was a purchase I made as a tourist in China and I did not realize the potentially hurtful nature of the slogan printed on it”

Translated: “This bag looked way cool and its shiny buckles caught my attention so I just had to have it. I thought the writing on it was the designer’s name. Has anyone seen Justin?”

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