And I Ain’t Lost Yet
Billymac just got back from Vegas, and it sounds like he did pretty well at the poker tables. I’ve known and loved Billymac for years, and this is one reason why… I like… no, I LOVE, taking money from punk-ass kids that show up to a poker room wearing a track-suit, pulled down hat, wrap [...]
My 2007 Year in Review
Unlike everyone else, I slacked off and waited until 2008 was officially here to do my review. 2007 was my first year of full on blogging. I’d messed around here and there with different blogs before, but 2007 was the year I drank the Kool Aid and went at it for real. I’ll keep this [...]
I’m Glad I Didn’t Win
In my most recent poll, I asked readers to choose the most annoying guy on the radio. Fortunately for me, I have a face made for TV and am not on the radio, so I wasn’t eligible. But I don’t think I could have competed with Sean Hannity. He completely ran away with the poll, [...]
Knoxville Mans Shares Love For Jesus With Prostitute
Unfortunately for him, she wasn’t feeling it. “I ain’t saying what I did was smart, but I don’t think I did anything wrong,” Bohannon said. “I just saved an infant’s life, and maybe helped spread the love of Jesus a little bit.” You have to give it to the guy. Only a true optimist could [...]
YouTube Debates More Like YouBoob Debates
I had high hopes for the debates tomorrow until I watched a few of the questions being asked by YouTube users. Check these out, chosen randomly. I’ll practice my mean and nasty comments here… [youtube oeI1njDouZA] My thought is that the President of the United States has no business worrying about the acceptance processes of [...]
Supporting Social Programs Is A Lot Like Driving
I don’t remember where I heard this comment, but the basic idea is that there are two types of drivers: 1) Maniacs–these are people who drive faster than you 2) Idiots–these are people who drive slower than you What is the ideal speed? Whatever speed you drive. I think a lot of middle class neo-liberals [...]
Tonight We Have a Fine ’07 Sprite
I saw this on the soda dispenser at a BK yesterday and absolutely had to take a photo of it. Is this for real? This is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen. They are actually offering suggestions on which soda you should drink with which meal! I’d love to meet the person [...]
There Should Be A Law
For those of you who are not yet convinced of the dangers of smoking and have not yet written your state representative a letter of thanks for deciding on your behalf which private businesses can allow smoking, this story should change your mind. In the vehicle they inhaled fumes from a can of compressed air [...]
What Will You Be For Halloween?
The question gets asked every year of everybody. If you’re like me, there are two basic rules–your costume has to be homemade, and you have to keep it a secret until Halloween. It seems the administration at Kohl Elementary School in Westminster, CO only have half of the equation down. What they are going to [...]
She Can’t Be Serious
Hillary Clinton’s latest idea… “I like the idea of giving every baby born in America a $5,000 account that will grow over time, so that when that young person turns 18 if they have finished high school they will be able to access it to go to college or maybe they will be able to [...]
