SVD at KTownLowDown has a hilarious list of insurance policies we could all use. I think he is actually outlining the talking points for the 2012 Democratic Presidential Campaign.
Ugly Insurance. Thereâ€™s nothing worse than standing in the Food Insurance Card Issue line and having to look at a bunch of ugly people. If we have abortion on demand, we should have Botox on demandâ€¦they may already have this in CA
Life Insurance. This is not typical life insurance, where if you die your benefactors get some money, no this is â€˜I Screwed-Up My Life and I Need the Government to Bail Me Out Insurance.â€™ By far it has the longest title, but is the most self explanatory.