Jack Lambert retired.
No, this isn’t a Johnny Carson Carnac skit.Â And yes, I’m old enough to remember Carnac, even though I didn’t get it.
These are the first three items that are considered to be necessities by Pew Research Center.
You know what that means–it’s just a matter of time before everyone has a “right” to these things.
And once something is a right, of course, we can get it from the gov’ment.
It’s a simple word. But it means different things to different people. To me, “change” sort of implies something is different.
“Change” is powerful. It can alter the course of history. It could even turn a television show on its ear if given the chance.
Did you ever watch the Dukes of Hazzard? What a great show, huh? I remember one of the big discussions at school back in the day was over who was a better driver–Bo Duke or Luke Duke? If you remember, Bo drove most of the time. Every now and then Luke drove, but it was mostly Bo.
I was a big Luke Duke fan back in the day. I loved it when he drove. But was that really change?
They were still in the General Lee. It was still orange with an “01” on the side and a Confederate flag on the hood. Roscoe was still chasing them around Hazzard County. Daisy still wore short shorts. The General still couldn’t be damaged no matter how high they jumped.
Most importantly, Boss Hogg was still trying to swindle the good people of Hazzard and put the fruits of their labor into his own pocket, and the people of Hazzard kept on electing him.
You know, basically the same damn episode they showed the week before.
Change would have been Enos and Cletus patrolling the streets on Segways.
Change would have been Uncle Jessie cooking meth in the barn instead of making moonshine.
Change would have been Cooter getting elected to Congress.
Change would have been the Boar’s Nest becoming an after-hours dance club.
Change would have been something, you know…DIFFERENT.
But from where I’m sitting, it looks like Boss Hogg and his cronies still have their hands in the cookie jar. Â So why do the good people of Hazzard keep electing them?
Wearing your ‘spensive clothes.
You all everybody.
You all everybody.
You all everybody.
I was watching the Sundance Channel a little earlier and there was a show on about Green living. One of the women on the show was at a Tupperware type party and the women were all buying menstural cups.
I had no idea such a thing existed. As a man, it’s not really my business to know, but I had no idea. I’d think a woman would have to be pretty convinced that it’s her fault the earth is in shambles to go this route in the name of saving the world. Wouldn’t this increase the chance of infections and just, I don’t know, overall feeling of not being happy once a month?
Luckily I found ABC Family soon after this show went off. I’m watching Chitty Chitty Bang Bang right now, and The Sound of Music is coming on later. I’m much more comfortable with these programs.
I really think there may be some fireworks at the Democratic Convention.Â As tenacious as Bill Clinton is, Hillary is even more of a pit bull.Â They are going to go down swinging for sure. I’m not sure if it is at all possible for her to walk out of there with the nomination, but it would be really interesting.Â I think I may have to watch.
Many of Mrs Clintonâ€™s supporters, roughly a quarter of whom say they plan to vote for Mr McCain, will be out in force in Denver continuing to argue that the former first lady would have been the better nominee. Among the most vocal is Party Unity My Ass, a pro-Hillary groups whose website trails the catchphrase â€œWe are the ones no one was expectingâ€ â€“ a mocking reference to Mr Obamaâ€™s line: â€œWe are the ones we have been waiting forâ€.
This guy is fired up and candid. I love watching Bob Costas throw out a chum of a question and seeing Bela Karolyi attack. I heard today that there are rumors he has been banned from the gymnastics arena in Beijing. I’m not sure if that’s true–it may be that he’s happy sit in the studio with Costas sipping lemonade and cashing fat checks–but if it is true, the viewing public is the real winner.
Outspoken guys with accents and bad tempers always make for great TV.
And who cares how old a competitor is? If the goal is to find out who is best, age shouldn’t matter.
“Badoop Badoop it!”
That’s heard commonly at our house if the television is on. It’s code for using the fast forward feature on the DVR. Ours doesn’t make that sound, but the TiVo does, and it’s more fun to say than “fast forward”.
I can’t wait to badoob badoop the Olympics. Why? Because if I badoop badoop everything but the actual sports, it will only take me 15-20 minutes a day to see everything. That’s because coverage of the Olympics isn’t very sports centric lately. Now it’s all about human interest–13 minute profiles of athletes that highlight the sacrifices they’ve made and the obstacles they’ve overcome.
Note to NBC–Every Olympic athlete has sacrificed and overcome obstacles to get there. That’s one of the things that separates them from the people who are almost Olympic athletes.
The reason we watch sporting events is for their inherent drama. These events have a way of creating drama all on their own. When Jim Nance tries to force it down my throat that this is a dramatic event because someone didn’t skip swim practice on the day their dog was being neutered or overcame their fear of crowds to run the 100m in a large stadium, it just waters it all down.
But then I guess those stories are a dime a dozen too.
Just when you thought we were stuck without any real choices this election year, I’ve come up with an option. I’m beginning a grass roots effort to convince Maryland State Senator Clay Davis to throw his hat into the ring. It will take a lot of convincing and imagination to make this dream a reality, but if we all band together by purchasing a bumper sticker we have a shot at getting Mr. Clay elected.
Hey, at least we know what we’ll get from him.
I’m away (far away) and had to set this post to publish ahead of time.
Badass, huh?Â Do you remember seeing this video and thinking how cool U2 was?Â I was watching a special on VH1 Classic about classic albums and they covered The Joshua Tree.Â It was a pretty cool show because they intereviewed the engineers and producers, not just the band, and showed how they built the sound for the album.Â Remember albums?
Check it out and Tivo if you catch it.