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Best Part of the Olympics So Far…
Bela Karolyi This guy is fired up and candid. I love watching Bob Costas throw out a chum of a question and seeing Bela Karolyi attack. I heard today that there are rumors he has been banned from the gymnastics arena in Beijing. I’m not sure if that’s true–it may be that he’s happy sit [...]
BaDoop BaDooping The Olympics
“Badoop Badoop it!” That’s heard commonly at our house if the television is on. It’s code for using the fast forward feature on the DVR. Ours doesn’t make that sound, but the TiVo does, and it’s more fun to say than “fast forward”. I can’t wait to badoob badoop the Olympics. Why? Because if I [...]
Sheeeeeeeee-it
Just when you thought we were stuck without any real choices this election year, I’ve come up with an option. I’m beginning a grass roots effort to convince Maryland State Senator Clay Davis to throw his hat into the ring. It will take a lot of convincing and imagination to make this dream a reality, [...]
Back When There Was Some Good Music
I’m away (far away) and had to set this post to publish ahead of time. Badass, huh? Do you remember seeing this video and thinking how cool U2 was? I was watching a special on VH1 Classic about classic albums and they covered The Joshua Tree. It was a pretty cool show because they intereviewed [...]
Wu Tang Financial
A lot of people are worried about these unstable financial times. A few years ago Dave Chappelle tried to help America, but I’m not sure how many people listened. I don’t think you have to be down with the Wu to understand how funny this is, but references to the Ol’ Dirty Bastard help if [...]
Is There Any Choice Other Than The Free Market?
“I’ll take any motherfucker’s money if they’re giving it away.” –Clay Davis One of the biggest arguments I read against allowing the market to solve problems like health care and fuel costs is that the market simply can’t do it. Why not? The argument goes that these businesses, along with the pharmaceutical companies, are basically [...]
Me Fit? Maybe Not. How About Wii Fit?
So the other night I was watching Chelsea Handler and she had Tina Yothers on. You know, the girl from Family Ties who wasn’t Mallory? Anyway, she was pretty hard core about being on Celebrity Fit Club, and seemed like a pretty cool woman, so the next time I saw Celebrity Fit Club was on [...]
8 Shows That Would Be Better Than Rock of Love
I’ll never be able to forgive myself for watching both seasons of Rock of Love in their entirety. The only thing I can do that would possibly atone for my actions is recommend a few shows to VH1 that may allow me to gain some of my self respect back. In no particular order, here [...]
WWE Does Something Really Classy
I’ve pretty much stopped watching wrasslin’, mostly due to the great Hornswaggle debacle of 2007. But I tuned in tonight to find out what happened at Wrestlemania. I was surprised to find out that Ric Flair was retiring. Just an angle? I thought so, but now I don’t. At the end of the show, Flair [...]
5 Reasons Bret Michaels is the Lamest “Rock Star” Ever
I remember when Poison was really popular and I thought they were stupid. Mostly it was because I was a music snob back then, but a lot of it had to do with the fact that they just sucked. Now we have Rock Of Love, and honestly, I can think of 5 people I know [...]



